Puked everywhere last night, was trying to get back to the room but stomach was having none of it. Too much whiskey. Quite hilarious when I went to try and retrieve the situation this morning.
"Last night, I get sick."
"Last night. I got sick. Sick." *demonstrate person getting sick.
"Ah ok. Yes."
I was trying to find where it happened so I could offer to clean it up, or at least tip the poor unfortunate that had to do it.
"So where did it happen?" I say.
"I don't know? *shrugs shoulders".
"You were one who is getting sick, how do I know where you get sick?"
The search continued out to the pool area where I asked another lad about it. The pool boy.
"Do you speak English?"
I decide to do what everyone else does in this situation and continue to speak English anyway.
"Last night, I get sick." *demonstrates getting sick
"Where did it happen?" * my hands in the air*
He encouraged me to follow him and eventually we get to the place of the incident, wet floor sign on the ground signifying it. He points.
"Sorry." I say. Looking at the ground now clean. I hand him a 20 and his face lights up. "Thank you!"
If he could speak English he probably would have encouraged me to puke again tonight.